I'm going to have to do it - it's solid gold!
Today's extracts (which can't be discussed for fear of influencing me, but can surely be mentioned?)
Prosecution: You didn't know there were illegal items in your flat?
Prosecution: You did know?
Prosecution: You didn't know?
Prosecution: Do you mean No?
Prosecution: Yes or No?
The judge interrupted at that point - AND told off Mr Barrister off for having his hands in his pockets
for samples of my work