Text-talk, innit

I get VEX man with all da tex-talk 
And, although I like all sorts of music, I'd be in the Indie box if I had to pick one. 
So, I did a comparison to vindicate my Language and Music snobbery - randomly selecting two artists from the mainstream charts and alternate charts. So; Conner Maynard versus Mumford & Sons - YouTube comments accompanying their toons:

TheWestBoy thinks: ok u onedirectionromania ok nice name i bet u are a big gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..
jackloldue74: coonor i love ur songs and my name is jack maynard hayy say name as me in the maynard bit ur the best!!
and...Stfu and he's not ugly! "mop head" Wtf, where have you been? He doesn't have a "mop head" and never did. He had long nicely styled hair but now he's hair is short and quiffed. I think your still stuck in 2009 hater!
Or - i lokked at conor and justins first song justin has more hits as he did his first ages ago but has 1M+ likes to 3M+ dislikes and conor has more likes than dislikes kind of says something about first songs = conor is better than justin
I don't even understand what that means?

 Roy -Check out that awesome crowd. Kicking myself for not seeing these guys tour Australia. They better come back soon
Tommoy60: this song makes me my mind joyfull
Hightec: My boyfriend introduced me to this song/ band & am so glad he did. Absolutely love this song... makes me tear up.
carriemai: I can play all of their songs over & over & over - and then still want to play them over & over & over....I love these guys!!

What does this prove?
NOTHING! It's my petty revenge for the effort to decipher this crap when I can't avoid it. Innit