'The Office' in court

I'm going to have to do it - it's solid gold!
Today's extracts (which can't be discussed for fear of influencing me, but can surely be mentioned?)

Prosecution: You didn't know there were illegal items in your flat?
Defendant: Yes
Prosecution: You did know?
Defendant: No
Prosecution: You didn't know?
Defendant: Yes
Prosecution: Do you mean No?
Defendant: Yes
Prosecution: Yes or No?
Defendant: No

The judge interrupted at that point - AND told off Mr Barrister off for having his hands in his pockets